January 5th, 2009

This Date in MSTory

BORN TODAY
1906: DONALD RANDOLPH, who portrayed Gen. Mark Ford in episode 804- THE DEADLY MANTIS.
1908: MAX ALEXANDER, who produced the movie in episode 507- I ACCUSE MY PARENTS.
1909: ROGER TIL, who portrayed Dr. Etienne Martel in episode 524- 12 TO THE MOON.
1914: GEORGE REEVES, who portrayed Mike Patton in episode 203- JUNGLE GODDESS.
1921: KEITH C. SMITH, cinematographer for the TV-movie “The Stranger,” shown in episode 305- STRANDED IN SPACE.
1937: CINDY ROBBINS, who portrayed Pearl in episode 809- I WAS A TEENAGE WEREWOLF.
1942: CLIFF POTTS, who portrayed William Sturvesant in episode 614- SAN FRANCISCO INTERNATIONAL.
1945: BEVERLY LUNSFORD, who portrayed Patsy Townsend in episode 106- THE CRAWLING HAND.

DIED TODAY
1953: JEROME ASH (age 60), cinematographer for the season two serial THE PHANTOM CREEPS.
1971: DOUGLAS SHEARER (age 71), sound recording supervisor for the movie in episode 510- THE PAINTED HILLS.
1992: CHESTER SCHAEFFER (age 89), editor of the movie in episode 804- THE DEADLY MANTIS.


This Date in MSTory is written and compiled by Steve Finley, Chris Cornell and Brian Henry. Copyright © 2008 All rights reserved. Please do not reproduce This Date in MSTory items in any form without express written permission from the authors.

January 3rd, 2009

Weekend Discussion Thread: Questions for Joel

I really wasn’t sure what this weekend’s thread would be, until last night, when I got an e-mail from Joel.

Nearly ten years ago, we asked Joel 20 questions. Joel says he’s ready for another 20. Now, I can think of four or five I’ve wanted to ask him. Brian says he has a few. But 20 really good ones? We’re gonna need your help for that. So let’s hear ‘em. Later next week, we’ll pick the best, combine them with what we come up with, and send ‘em off to Joel. So have it!

January 1st, 2009

Episode Guide: 601- Girls Town

First shown: 7/16/94
Opening: Preparing for Dr. F.’s big announcement
Intro: Dr. F. unveils the Umbilicus
Host segment 1: Tom “scats” until Mike and Crow have had enough
Host segment 2: Mike explains the “honor system”
Host segment 3: Designing the woman of the future
End: M&TB make good use of the Umbilicus
Stinger: “You tell that boy to go home right now, or I’ll call the police!”

• Happy new year, and off we go on season six!
• For me, this is one of those episodes where the movie, and riffing of the movie, are great fun, but the host segments…meh. Nothing really catches fire. Of course the big news in this episode was the introduction of Umbilicus — the physical link between Deep 13 and the SOL, with its umbuliport, umbilipod and other umbili-names that would come later, which was connected to Gypsy until it wasn’t. The science of the thing is, of course, crazy (and how does he eat and breathe?) but who cares? The Brains said the idea was to create a way for more interaction between the SOL and Deep 13, and that it certainly did, though I don’t really think it got off to an auspicious start with the somewhat lame pie gag.
• I keep meaning to link to annotatedmst.com whenever they’ve done an episode, since they explain the obscure references well, and then I don’t have to. One they missed is the reference to the mostly-forgotten TV show “Father Dowling Mysteries.” They also missed “We’re all bozos on this bus,” a Firesign Theatre reference (and one of the first since Joel’s departure).
• There’s a ladies’ room on the SOL?
• The Power Steves are Mary Jo, Paul and writer David Sussman in, I believe, his only appearance on the show. Sussman joined the writing staff for some season four episodes, worked on a lot of season five (including helping to write a lot of the songs) and the first five episodes of season six, before he dropped off the credits. He remains something of a mystery. If anybody knows David, please let him know we’re trying to find him for an interview. And David, if you’re out there, email us.
• Non-spaghetti ball bumpers: desk calendar, beaker, bulletin board, film canister.
• This episode may have the most Bill Clinton jokes of any show they did, largely because that one guy sort of looked like him.
• Each of the host segments just kind of lays there for me. Segment 1 (”Tom scats”) is pretty much a one-joke bit that goes on too long even though they hurry through it. Segment 2 (”the honor system”) is cute, but Mike’s speech goes on too long, and we can see the punchline coming down Broadway. Segment 3 is just weird.
• Annoying commercial: My copy is from the ‘94 Turkey Day, and featured bumpers featuring Mamie and Adam West. It also features that incredibly irritating (apparently homemade) commercial for a CD featuring comedian Jackie “the Joke Man” Martling.
• Callbacks: “No Lupita!” (Santa Claus) “Radar!” (Radar Secret Service) “He’d never touch you, Terry, you’re dirt,” (Teenage Crime Wave) “Who’s gonna make Daddy-O”?
• I love Tom’s “..and then he died” bit during Kitten’s confession.
• Fave riff: “Do you know ‘White Light, White Heat’?” Honorable mention: “The last call shall be answered first…”

December 31st, 2008

“Darkstar” Update

Our pal the ever-vigilant blogger Skendenberg has been keeping track of the “Darkstar” project, and directs us to a news update here that says the project is “now content complete and working on testing and QA.” They now project a release in time for Christmas 2009.

The “Darkstar” mastermind, J. Allen Williams, recently contacted us and promises to provide us with more information. Stay tuned!

December 30th, 2008

A Morning in the Life…

Alert reader Laura recommended this cute story: A Morning in the Life of a Humble Bot.
Sweet!

December 30th, 2008

Now Available from RiffTrax…

My apologies for creating confusion on various versions. Watch this RiffTrax with the Special Edition DVD.

Download it here.

Free sample:

December 30th, 2008

Shales on Cinematic Titanic

During the heyday of MST3K, most TV critics stayed above the “Joel vs. Mike” fray. One rare exception to that was The Washington Post’s Tom Shales, who made no attempt to hide his admiration for Joel, and his disdain for any MST3K product that did not feature him.
It’s clear that’s still true today, judging from his piece today about Cinematic Titanic.

December 27th, 2008

Next from Cinematic Titanic…

Frankenstein’s Castle of Freaks!

Due out January 8.

December 26th, 2008

Long Weekend Discussion Thread: Best RiffTrax of 2008

It’s been a big year for RiffTrax, as 2008 comes to an end, let’s look back at their best efforts. Here are my top 10.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban–Maybe it’s just because the memory is freshest, but I laughed my wand off.
The Dark Knight–Fanboy dismay notwithstanding, this riff is proof, once again, that a “good” movie (though, frankly I don’t really understand the “greatest movie of all time” talk; it’s just a Batman movie…a GOOD Batman movie, granted, and Heath Ledger’s performance is gripping, granted … but it’s still just a Batman movie) can be riffed with hilarious results.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers–I’m not ranking these, but I think if I were, this one would top the list. Tears were literally streaming down my face, I was laughing so hard. Sheer brilliance.
Cloverfield–The dopiest monster movie in recent memory, featuring a millennial cast you immediately hope will be eaten, provides great fodder.
Spiderman 3–The mellifluous voice of pop culture vulture James Lileks adds a different dimension to this riff. Great fun.
Jurassic Park–This terrific riff, featuring the fabulous but “weird” Al Yankovic, was one of the most talked about RiffTrax of the year, and brought a whole new audience to RiffTrax.
Rifftrax On Youtube–In the heat of the primary season, the RiffTrax guys released a series of hilarious political ads. Great stuff.
Spiderman 2–In this “RiffTrax Presents” offering, Kevinand Bill were joined by Josh Fruhlinger, aka “the Comics Curmudgeon.” I’m not into comics, so I admit I had not heard of Josh before this, but I’m a fan now.
Dirty Dancing–Another “RiffTrax Presents” feature with a difference: “SF Sketchfest” founders Cole Stratton and Janet Varney brought their own distinctive style and brand of humor to this riff. I cannot recommend this one enough.
One Got Fat–One of the most surreal shorts ever forms the basis for one of the most talked-about riffs of the year.
Honorable mention: Coffeehouse Rendezvous–The oh-so-pretentious comments of nerdiest nerds ever are the target of this memorable short.

Your picks?

December 26th, 2008

MST3K Returns to “Jeopardy”

Last summer our favorite cowtown puppet show was mentioned on TV’s “Jeopardy.”

On December 18, it happened again.

Thanks to Ken for the heads up!